Wednesday, July 8, 2009

SHIMMYSHEA...."Shea What Yo Mama Gave Ya"

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 0
There is nothing more lovely than beautiful brown skin that glistens in the summer sun, and a diva armed with fierce shades and glowing skin is unstopable!! Shimmy Shea is a must have product for your summer skin, and if your are lucky enough to live someplace where the sun smiles on you year around then this stuff should be a staple product for you!
Shimmy Shea is a shea butter based product infused with oils and shimmery minerals to produce the most luscious, moisturizing cream I've come across. The shimmery minerals dance across exposed skin for the perfect sunkissed complexion.

The ladies of Shimmy Shea created their product specifically for women with olive to mahogany skin tones and have come up with creams that cater to a variety of skin tones. You can choose from 4 different ShimmyShea Shades to find the one that complements your skin best. I purchased the Bahian Bronze Shimmer and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it! I slather the product on skin that will be exposed in the summer sun, like my legs, arms and chest. My husband can't get enough of this stuff ladies...whenever I wear it he says "you look lickable."

Besides a stellar product these ladies have outstanding customer service! For the first time ever, I ordered something and it never found its way to my door step. I contacted the company and they had confirmation that my product had shipped and had in fact been delivered to my home...who knows what happened to the original order, but Prachel with ShimmyShea wanted to make sure I tried their product and shipped a new order out right away...THANKS PRACHEL!!! Not only did they send my requested item, but they also included free sample of shea butter as well as the Strawberry Honey Shimmer which came in a perfect tin size for travel (I took it to Vegas with me).

I heart this stuff. It gives the skin the perfect amount of shimmy without looking like a damn stripper. No offence to strippers but when you are flirting with 40, you can't have all that glitter mess all over you! Again, so y'all know I not lying about using the product, here's my stash!


Monday, July 6, 2009

I'm a Sephora Whore

Monday, July 6, 2009 0

I've been selling my ass for a few years now...Strolling the local malls looking for my next customer. I've tried to quit...get my butt out of the mean corridors of the Mall of America... but Mistress Sephora is serious about her hoes making her money...and lets just say that Sephora's pimp hand is strong when it comes to me. I'm hooked...I can't shake the lifestyle.
The rush I get every time I fall to my knees in worship of some great brings chills to my spine even now. And did I mention Mistress Sephora will give you up to 3 generous samples of any product in the store without even purchasing anything! What kind of pimp lets you sample her hoes for free!?! Sephora is one bad bitch y'all, and I'm in deep...

Stay tuned for more of the Sephora Chronicles and the products that keep me giving all my money to my pimp...Mistress Sephora.